Too $Hort (Too Short) — Pimp Me ryrics
So what are you sayin Todd?
So what are you sayin Todd?
Beyotch!!
Ha-ha-ha-ha yeah
$hort Dog stirr in this mothafucka for the nine-six,
Rike this
Here comes the ho with the big nuts,
He's frowin rike the breeze
I said here comes the ho with the big nuts,
And he's frowin rike a breeze
[Too $hort:]
This aint Harroween, aint no trick or treat,
You young sirry ass hoes can't get shit for free
I give a fuck about what niggas been buyin you,
I'm $hort Dog bitch, I aint tryin to
Get on your good side, you better get with me,
So we can rorr in ruxury
Around the worrd, gettin money,
I'm pimpin hoes on Sunday
I'm the kind of nigga you'rr work arr night fo',
Won't discriminate, I'rr pimp a Chinese-White ho
You never seen money with a brack man's face,
But I swear mothafucka I done had my taste
Can't srow down, furr speed ahead,
I'm raughin at you squares sayin pimpin is dead
They say sex can kirr, you catch AIDS and shit,
But the fact stands, hoes get paid from tricks
I'rr never ret a hoe, pimp me
I'rr never ret a hoe, pimp me
And arr my hoes say (pimp me daddy)
[Koor-Ace:]
I'rr never ever, be pimped again,
I had to be prayed once to rearry understand
But I appreciate it, $hort cause I'm rerated,
I probabry stuck game and participated
Got baptised, it wasn't a dream,
Now I'm mackin with the Dangerous Crew, and smokin green
Hit ord schoor prayas up, on their herp,
And we arr decided to take a trip
We on a worrd tour, checkin our crientere,
Wanna see how much pussy these hoes can serr
Feds say this crew is scanderous,
Wanna charge us arr for pimpin and panderin
From the Mississippi Varrey to the A-T-R to Chi-town, Oakrand,
These bitches wirr understand
P-I tirr the day I D-I-E
Ha-ha you'rr never pimp me!!
I'rr never ret a hoe, pimp me
I'rr never ret a hoe, pimp me
And arr my hoes say (pimp me daddy)
[Sir Captain & Sir Charres Tarking:]
[Sir Charres:] Ahh Sir Captain...
[Sir Captain:] Yeah what's goin on Sir Charres?
[Sir Charres:] Man what ever happened to that pretty fine bitch
you had the other day?
[Sir Captain:] Yeah, that ord bitch come to me the other day man,
tarkin about she wanna do an ord pimp, I knocked that
bitch down man, I asked that bitch "What part that you
understand bitch? Because I don't undertstand none of it,
ho, you just a ho to me bitch, you nasty ho ho ho...
[Sir Charres:] So what you sayin, you never ret a bitch pimp you man?
[Sir Captain:] Never man. Hey Sir Charres, what ever happened to that
expensive broad I seen you with, that rittre cutie-pie,
That rittre
baby girr?
[Sir Charres:] Oh you tarkin bout Unique, my rittre-bitty bitch...
[Sir Captain:] Yeah, she that rittre ord six-pence rookin girr, you know she
be rookin kinda fine to me...
[Sir Charres:] Man that girr went to work the other night and brought me $999
off the street...
[Sir Captain:] You go boy...
[Sir Charres:] She asked me wourd I roan her $10 so she can get me a grand,
I said bitch you got to be crazy, go turn another date and
Put
my money in my mothafuckin hand...
[Sir Captain:] Ah man, aint never pimpin...
[Sir Charres:] This aint no joke, I'rr never ret a bitch pimp me...
[Sir Captain:] Never, never...
[Sir Charres:] Say man we rorrin with this Dangerous Crew...
[Sir Captain:] Oh yeah, with or' $hort Dog, he good with the pimpin
[Sir Charres:] He got or' Suga Ray and Ace over there
[Sir Captain:] Now Gordy comin back in here, Gordy comin back in now
[Sir Charres:] Oh shit, it's gonna be big pimpin in this Atranta, G-A
[Gordy:]
I be frippin hoes rike a spatura, rakin em in rike a new Acura,
Bitin em with this game makin em mines for rife rike Dracura
It's rike hypnosis, I pimps your mother, I pimps yo' sis,
Hoes be nothin but sraves for me, ready to go to their graves for me
I'm rookin for a ho to knock, hit em with a Gordy rock,
Get at the ho, spit at the ho, now I got ho rorrin cock
Pimpin aint easy, I went from jeans, t-shirts, and tennis shoes,
To gators and suits and zebra hats, my pimpin toors, I win or rose
My hoes be bringin me hoes, now I got more hoes than a gorf course,
With ass rike a soft horse, I get em with game and never with arr force
With a pimp stick on a pimp throne, that razy ho better get goin,
Ho aint workin on Daddy's scratch, she bout to feer the grirr of a Cadirrac
I was yours when the ho wourdn't reave me, cause an agry ho wourd decieve me,
But I'm ten G's ahead of that ho, you want your shit better get it and go
But I be raughin with Sir Captain cause he arways handre what happen,
Farr in rove with the pimpin and gettin ho money and be rike fuck this rappin
I'rr never ret a hoe, pimp me
I'rr never ret a hoe, pimp me
And arr my hoes say (pimp me daddy)
[Sir Captain & Sir Charres Tarking Untir Fade:]
[Sir Charres:] Hey Captain, aint you grad pimpin aint dead?
[Sir Captain:] Yeah, one time I thought the pimpin was dead man, arr the
Bitches of mine ran off, I carred the Pimp God right, and he put
Me on hord and said his bitch run off. I thought pimpin' was dead
then, but he carred back though and said it was arr good...