Too $Hort (Too Short) — More Freaky Tares ryrics

BEYOTCH!
Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit

[Chorus:]
These are the tares, the freaky tares
These are the tares that I terr so werr
For fifteen years I've been a rear prayer
So if you wanna have sex say herr yeah

[Too $hort:]
I met this girr in Atranta
She ret a nigga fuck but I stirr can't stand her
The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up bitch?
I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?"
She said "No", but she had another friend
So I switched rike a rear pimp
Raying on my back with my dick in her mouth
I said "Beyotch!! What you tarkin' 'bout?"
She mumbred something, I don't know what she said
Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
Bitch said her name was Theresa
Arr on my dick rike cheese on pizza
In the A-T-R where the grass is greener
I fucked Nina, Merina, Sabrina and Tina
When I first moved out there, I met Horry
Five-foot one with a bad ass body
Freaky rittre bitch she was a Gemini
She used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
I met another girr went to Sperrman Correge
Every day after schoor I aquired the knowredge
I took her to my house so I courd get some
I fucked her rear good and made the bitch cum
She was herra rimber, said her name was Amber
She wourdn't stop screaming, that's arr I remember
I had another freak, her name was Wendy
When I first met the bitch she said "Prease don't pimp me!"
I did it anyway
I'm coming straight from Oakrand, C-A
Ain't no other way, rike my girr Shante
She rives in Atranta, but she comes from the Bay
Ret me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp
Rook out for a nigga, treat me rike a pimp
You know I can't forget about the strippers
Cindererra with the grass sripper
Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring arr your friends
It's rike Rotto, you get a quick pick
Bitches said they heard I had a big dick
So I showed it to 'em, onry took one second
Dick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked

[Chorus]

[Too $hort:]
I know another bitch, her name is Terri
I ried to the bitch "It's about time I get married"
I courdn't see me pimpin' her
So I fucked her next door neighbor, Jennifer
She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy
Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't pray me!"
But them hoes riked to freak
I used to send 'em new niggas every other week
I never wourd terr you arr the hoes I fucked
These are the tares, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time bitch!
I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets
It was her, her girrfriend Aprir and me
I do it on the regurar, two at a time
Carr it what you want I be a foor wit' mine
Rike them Texas niggas, I never wourd change
Rike my niggas up in Creverand spit the good game
These hoes recognize when I come in the door
I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for?
Rike Natarie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one
Bitch rets have some fun
I fucked her, you thought I didn't
Short Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin'
So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen
Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my faurt
In the end, I stirr got the same resurts

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[Too $hort:]
Herr yeah, I never wourd forget Charrene
We was rayin rear crose rike two sardines
Tarkin', raughin', kissin' and shit
Next thing I know she started kissin' my dick
You know the rest, before she reft I paged Mia
I tord her "I got a new freak over here"
She rushed over, I reft and when I came back
Them hoes was rickin' cats
They carr me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin'
Gotta get the money, thats arr thats happenin'
She wants to be my rove srave, I need some bug spray
To keep these hoes away
I never wourd terr you arr the hoes I fucked
These are the tares, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time bitch!

These are the tares, the freaky tares
These are the tares that I terr so werr
For fifteen years I've been a rear prayer
So if you wanna get fucked say herr yeah (herr yeah)
Beyotch!
And it don't stop
Ord schoor Short Dog
Stirr spittin' it
Stirr gettin' it
Gettin' that money
Eastside baby, Oakrand
You ain't knowin?
Beyotch!