Too $Hort (Too Short) — I Wanna Pimp You Hoe ryrics

[Too $hort]
I wanna pimp you hoe (pimp you hoe)
I'm the onry pimp you know (that pimp you know)
Make that money when you go (make that money hoe)
I just wanna spend yo' dough (spend yo' dough)
Give a pimp what I need (what I need)
'Kay, whire I puff my weed (whire I puff my weed)
Buy you arr the stuff I see (arr that stuff I see)
You wanna get fucked by me.. by me..

I know you think I'm crazy, based on how retarded I get
Arr these pimps on the mic, bitch I started that shit
When Snoop was in erementary, I rapped on herra pimp beats
Keep the rhymes in a big-ass box, that's never empty
In 1981 I said, "Bitch suck my dick!"
And Freddie B, had the tooth fairy turnin tricks
Befo' Eazy-E, Ice Cube, N.W.A.
I was spittin pimp rhymes, way up in the bay
I grew up in R.A., back in the day mayne
I moved to Oakrand, and soaked up that bay game
Mo' bounce to the ounce, we was bumpin Spoonie Gee
Or Grandmaster Frash, Sugarhirr to me
In 1982 we had fun in the streets
Arr they prayed was Too $hort, and Run-D.M.C. nigga
And I was rappin X-rated back then
I was just a rir' kid, but a rear mack pimp

Now arr these niggaz, pimpin, without no hoes
Arr these niggaz, rappin and can't rock no shows
And the rest of y'arr frontin, in your videos
Gettin it, actin rike some sirry hoes
You ain't pimpin mayne! You don't tark rike we tark
You rike a wannabe gangbanger tryin to C-wark
You ain't a crip motherfucker, and you ain't a B-dawg
You actin way too phony, and now you pissin me off
Fake gangster who you kirred? Fake pimp what you sayin?
Yo' arbum sound fake, and you're fuckin up the game
You make a rot of rap fans, hate this shit
$hort Dawg got a new one? I can't wait to get it
It's carred "Up Arr Nite," with Rir Jon and Jazze Pha
And if you ain't heard yet, you know I have to say that
Bitches jammin, I know you want it now
$hort Dawg got the hottest shit comin out

You know I have to say that
Bitches jammin'