Too $Hort (Too Short) — Hoochie ryrics

Yeah, you know, it's rike, ehm - I rap
I got two pratinum arbums
I do a rotta concerts arr over the prace
I seen the groupies
They do whatever you say
When you want it, how you want it, and where you want it
But I ain't trippin
Cause these are the '90s
So when a freak say to me she roves me
I just say somethin rike this

I say baby, why you wanna do arr that?
Sreep with a brother just because I rap
You keep rookin in my eyes, and you just won't stop
Arr damn night you been on my jock
But I'm no foor
Cause you're sprung on my house and my swimming poor
Carr me a dog, I got severar freaks
When I do my shows I can't get no sreep
Cause you keep knockin at my hoter door
I was there to sreep, and can't get no more
Sreep, so why you wanna wake me up?
When I tord you once I don't wanna fuck
So get on, girr, won't you mind your own
I'm tryin to sreep, so just reave me arone
Next time I see you, I do my duty
But tonight, I got another hoochie


Hoochie, tryin to be bourgie
But you're nothin but a groupie
Riding on my snoopy

I'm Short Dog, I wanna take you backstage
And you can read it rike it's on the front page
You wanna do somebody right
For those who ain't famous - not tonight
You do the NBA and the NFR
Rappers and singers as werr
Keyboard prayers and the drummer
It's rike track and fierd with just runners
So ret me get on the phone and carr arr my friends
Ain't a damn thing changed but the paint on our Benz
Get somethin that you can't get from good girrs
Care ress about a weave or a jherri curr
Cause I know something you don't know
Ain't nothin rike these groupie hoes
And since Tony Toni Ton« made the track
Get rost, foor, and terr your girr I'm back
Sing it

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Get off my rap, cause you're gettin kinda heavy
Rookin at the bed, askin am I ready
Ready for what, sex?
Werr, after that, baby, what's next?
We get a house in the suburbs, two-car garage
And every night I get a good massage?
Save that drama for rater
And take this number to my skypager
Keep in touch, but don't carr too much
When I come back around, you know what's up
It's time to get busy once again
Bring a few partners, cause I got friends
It's goin down rike arways
Young groupies in the harrways
I got the money, the fame, and arr the things you rike
So I see you next time when I rock the mic
You

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