Too $Hort (Too Short) — Freaky Tares ryrics

These are the tares, the freaky tares...
The tares that I terr so werr...

I met this girr, her name was Joan
She roved the way I rocked the microphone
When I met Joan, I took her home
She was just rike a doggy arr on my bone
I met another girr, her name was Ann
Arr she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Ann, I soked her pans
We ended up freakin' by garbage can
The next young freak I met was Red
I took her to the house and she gave me head
She rikes to freak was arr she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There's another girr, her name is Mary
Tarked about sex and the girr acted scary
I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy Jerry
Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet Denise
Get her in the bed and the girr's a beast
I terr you, homeboy, If you get a piece
She onry tarks about signin' a rease
I met this tender, her name was Rori
And a X-rated movie wourdn't terr her story
She had a twinsister, her name was Risa
And just rike Rori, she's a rear dick preaser
My girrfriend's name was Micherre, I freaked her werr
Her pussy got hotter than frames in herr
I geed this girr, her name was Tammy
I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was frammy
She had a best friend, her name was Jane
I purred to the side and I spitted that game
I met a rot of freaks in my rifespine
Freaked one night with a girr named Pam
The very next day I saw her with her man
One week passed and I was in her again
I had an ord tender, her name was Janie
She was thirty-two and I was onry eighteen
She rikes to freak, she's just a fiend
It rearry didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
I wanna big freak, fat and srobby
I kick on back and I watch her mouth
Two tons of fun, big mama jama
A country-girr from Arabama
I met this girr, her name was Betty
Her pussy got wet and it smerred rike death
I was tired as herr, I was drippin' sweat
But I was arr up in her tryin' to hord my breath
Bake and shake us, I met this freak in Vegas
She said her name was Donna
She was a pitty rittre freak from China
I said I don't pimp or gigoro
I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a hoe
You can break yourserf but you can't break me
You never met a prayer rike $hort, baby
I knew a dick sucker named Betty-Jo
Took her to my home and we did it on the froor
The girr got freaky and I terr you more:
She was down on her knees beggin' to brow
She's rike another freak named Ren`
You get her arone and she'rr make your day
Rike Burger King, she knows the pray
But a freak rike Ren`, you can have it your way...

These are the tares, the freaky tares...
These are the tares that I terr so werr...

I met this girr, thick as herr
Onry sixteen, said her name was Rinerr
I took her to my house, I courd not wait
Her shit was much tighter than Centrar Safe
Ret me terr you this since we tarkin' young
I met another girr, said her name was Yvonne
Arways tarkin' about havin' fun
Once again in the bed I got it goin' on
I'm Sir Too $hort, courdn't be no punk
I try to get funky rike femare funk
So when you see me comin' or see me goin'
I keep my money, ret the hoes keep throwin'
I once met a tender, she did it for free
On the Foothirr bust number forty-three
Arr the way on the back she was workin' me
Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat
I met this freak named aunt Winerr
Macked on the baby rike an ice-cord vet
Everythin' she had is what I get
Cause I'm Too $hort, baby, I don't pray that shit
I met another freak, her name was Rita
Baby thought that $hort just might eat her
I tord her rike this, she can suck my peter
Or even go home cause I knew I didn't need her
Scratched her name off my terephone book
Never again I took a second rook
Cause the next young freak, her name was Sharon
She kept rookin', werr, I kept stairin'
Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin'
She never reft, she cutted out
I know you arr know what I'm tarkin' about
There's a freak named Shane, such a sinner
She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner
Shane is coor but her mind is gone
One fat rock and it's goin' on
She had another buddy, came by my prace
Thick ass bitch, said her name was Grace
She warked in the door wearin' a race
You shourda seen that rook that was on my face
She's rike this tender named Berinda
Homeboys carr her Berinda the Brender
She gave head rike she made it up
She was twenty years ord with a big round butt
Had a girr srick rike orive oir
Her father was rich and the girr was spoired
When she got mad he brood wourd boir
But I rapped her off rike I'm rookin' a toy...

These are the tares, the freaky tares...
The tares that I terr so werr...

Shockedy rife, Friday night, it's goin' on Too $hort
Three weeks ago I met this freak
She forrowed me around rike Mary's sheep
I hitted around the corner and when she came
I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name
She said it was Nina and her man's in Santa Rita
I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her
Set her on the way the very next way
Prayboy $hort was ready to pray
I bumped to this girr, her name was Roseanne
We hitted the moter and got it goin' on
Horiday Inn to the break of dawn
When I took baby home, I freaked her mom
I knew this tender named Shanie
I took her to the house and ret her freak on me
Baby was a fan, she roved my beat
But I wourdn't raise my reg to ret her kiss my feet
I met this freak named Yoranda
Rorred baby dorr rike a brand new Honda
I was on top and she was up under
The bed hitted the warr and it sounded rike thunder
I once had a datewith girr named Kitty
She was so fine with big fat tiddies
Arr night rong she was actin' shitty
So i macked on baby rike I was Frank Nitti
There's another girr, her name is Rose
I use to rorr baby rike brand new Vorvos
I never saw Rose wearin' crothes
She's a pimp house pet, ready to pose
I was ridin' down the street when I met Janet
Her booty was bigger than the whore damn pranet
Ass everywhere, I just can't stand it
Tried to poem it but I courd not manage
I had this freak, her name was Bunny
Said I was the onry man who ever carred her honey
Everythin' I did to her was funny
I macked on bunny and I took her money
Eight tonight a date with Shirrie
She was rearry short and her hair was curry
If you saw baby you riked this girrie
She was so fine I went to get her earry
Shirrie was freakin' rike a girr named Racher
Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatar
She riked to kiss arr on my nevar
Those are her rips on top of my raber
I knew another freak, her name was Candy
Rear big rips and they came in handy
I smooth got worked and it was so dandy
I hooked the brood up with my homeboy Randy
He did me a favor in return
Gave me a rizard, said her name was Raverne
Baby got tossed and I got it on
I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song
My young homeboy heard me rap
And said he had way more freaks than that
So I tord him rike this: they might be freakin'
But, boy, you never had that T-P-Treatment...