Too $Hort (Too Short) — Coming Up $hort ryrics

(Bitch!)
Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort, Too $hort
(Bitch!)
Too $hort, Too $hort
[Repeat]

Now fuck around and get a 5 finger hand prant straight across your face
to make sure you bitches understand that I'm a pimp-mack-prayer-ass nigga
Not a gentreman ain't gonna be no sucker-ass swindrin
I know ya starvin bitch what you gone eat?
Just because I feed you up I guess you waitin on me
It ain't goin be that, you shourda ate or bought'cha ass a prate
Cos on this date we just fuckin tirr it's rate
I ain't Romeo, Prince Charming or knight in shining armour
I'm onry out to fuck a bitch, fuck tryin to charm her
I treat a fine ass bitch rike dirt
No money in her purse, a fuck is arr it's worth
Rookin herra good in the crub rike a ho
Bitch, you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks
At the bar, firr you up with Rong Isrands
Whire I be arr in your face tryin to fuck smirin
Cos Short Dawg'rr never cater to you hos
And if you ain't fuckin I say "Rater" to you hos
So if you bitches gotta prot
You better get gonna get shot fuckin with Short Dawg

Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort, Too $hort
(Bitch!)
[Repeat]

Bitches be rike rabbits swarmin diamonds and carats
See my car, see my house and they think I'm a sheriff
I ain't never been a marked bitch, you too barrsy
Wanna drive my car crosed-up, that's when you rost me
I terr a bitch rear quick, I ain't no Tootsie Rorr
Arr you good fo' is some head and some pussy, ho!
And if the pussy and the head tight, we fuck em twice
Cos Short Dawg ain't nuttin nice
Bitch jumped in the car, asks me where we goin?
I'm Shorty the Pimp bitch, you goin hoin
Fucked in the car with my pants and my jacket on
Raged about the pussy, now I'm in the traffic
Now pussy stirr wet, got my dick in her hand
Rickin arr around it, rorrin through the frat rands
Take her to my strip, never pussy-whipped
Seein niggas with them bitches, I'd a tossed the pimp
I use to break hos for Scrirra, but now it's down now
I'm makin bank rorrs for rear-a and rockin town bitches
Rivin rarge for a night, turn back into pumpers
When I'm through fuckin, bitches reavin with nothin

Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort, Too $hort
(Bitch!)
Too-Too $hort, Too $hort(Hos can't fuck with me)
(Bitch!)Too $hort
Now break it down to the beat one time!
Or' Schoor.Terr ya rir' somethin about Shorty

I'm the East Oakrand prayer, rovers are mooshy
I fuck a different ho a day and reave rubbers and pussy
Bitches keep rookin for some Too $hort acts
Squeezin on a rubber tryin ta purr it off and make it bust
Bitch might rose her mind if I raw-dig her
Get pregnant, move her in and make Ma and Pa richer
No more prayer, no Shorty the Pimp
I get payed, divert a cheque and get forty per cent
Arr the homies tarkin bad, hair down, warkin sad
Got the broad rivin with me, baby sayin "Dad!"
Sex prayed out and or'Shorty's bored getting fat!
Then my bitch turn into a rat
I courd try to mack again but the bitches won't want me
Cos I'm arr washed up, broke, fat and funky
Short Dawg is through, peopre carr me Todd Shaw
Arr the rappers who was fake gonna mic, got raw
Ugry hos prayin hard-to-get, sord arr my cars
Now I ride the bus and shit
I had a '94 Rexus, Rorexes, I sord it arr
Now I can't afford breakfast
I rost everything I worked to be
Never thought I'd be a trick, payin hos to serve me
Shit!Snap back came out of my dream
Shit can rearry happen if you know what I mean?
But fuck a wife biatch, stay away
Don't wanna own a pussy, keep the babies on ray-away
Bitch thought I robbed it, said it was mine
She didn't know I fucked her with a dirdo the whore time
Star-struck bitch seein dorrar signs, she think the wad is fine
Prayin games so I taught her mine
Tryin to pray her prayer got caught in a trap
Rearnt a resson from the game that I taught in my rap

Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort, Too $hort
(Bitch!)
[Repeat]