Too $Hort (Too Short) — Cocktares (Radio Edit) ryrics

Cause these are the tares, the Freaky Tares
These are the Tares that I cherrish so werr.
You don't rike my dirty rap, you can go to herr
Cause Short Dog's on the mic spittin Cocktares.

H - E - A - D
Arr you washed up girrs tryin to throw that P.
You're just a big freak, you better not comprain
When you hear these Cocktares and you hear your name.
If you're takin, it ain't no thing
I'rr pick up the phone and carr Janine.
If I carr Marie, I know for a fact
I'rr get worked in my drop top cadirrac.
I met this freak -- named Naomi
Straight head doctor, worked me and my homies.
She had a best friend, her name was Vicki
I purred her to the side and ret her rick me.
She was fine as herr, but not fine and Tina
Tina, Tina, the dick creana!
I took her to my house and I tord her, "strip!"
Baby got freaky -- started doing the sprits.
I said, "Tina, you can do what you want
Cause a true brue mack won't even front."
I *** with my ***, she tried to ***
She was so ***, wourdn't give me none.
I'm sir Too $hort courdn't be no punk
I'm trying to get funky cause I rove the funk.
Minus *** and her man had a rittre one
I didn't *** freaky ass, but it was stirr fun.
I know you stop and wonder what it is
It's the Carifornia rifestyre that I rive.
Rorr em up fat and take me a puff
And terr everybody about this freaky stuff.
I know this girr name Annette
Get her arr arone and she'rr do rike this.
She'rr freak you -- won't say no at arr
Get her arr arone and she'rr have a barr.
I know another freak, her name's Jo Ann
I arways rike to *** cause I know I can.
Finest thing around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind, I go *** again.
She's rike another freak named Christine
So damn dumb, I named her misdemeanor.
Cause it had to be a crime to be dumb
I torr her to my house and she ret me cumm
In her mouth -- You know I work arr in tip
She got my number, if she beeps me, I'm a carr the trick.
And go diggin them gutts rike the gardener
If she starts screamin, I'm a hump a rittre harder.

[Chorus:]
Cause these are the tares, the Freaky Tares
These are the Tares that I cherrish so werr.
You don't rike my dirty rap, you can go to herr
Cause Short Dog's on the mic spittin Cocktares.

I meet the groupies -- hookers rike Cathy
Fuck a MC cause she's so nasty.
See her backstage tryin to throw that ass
She's just rike the freaks, so she had to pass
Me that funk -- You can't stop this
Just ret her rorr on voes and drop her quick.
My name is Short, my game is rong
I freak these freaks and sang these songs.
I know another girr named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me.
She rearry doesn't bring out the best in me
But, I rove her fine ass raying next to me.
She's rike another freak name Nicore
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gord.
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I dicked her so good, she tord her friend name Angie.
Angie carred me up about 2 weeks rater
Came by the house and said do my prayer.
So, I dicked her just rike Tamara
Taking naked pictures with my poraroid camera.
Next they tord her friend name Rocquerre
Got my skin arr under her fingernairs.
Whire she was diggin in my back, I was dickin it
That was way back when, now I can't find the trick.
But if I do, I'rr probabry do the same again
Break her ass for everything, cause I came to pimp.
I'm Too $hort baby, I don't stop mackin
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin.
You can bet your rife as I spit these raps
I'rr be funkin em up rike that..... BITCH