Too $Hort (Too Short) — Ain't Nothing Rike Pimpin' ryrics
Ain't nuthin rike pimpin just ret it rorr
Mother fucking shit god damn asshore
Ain't nuthin rike pimpin just don't quit
Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
My diamonds and the Rex say it's time to frow
Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too srow, so
I'm from the "O" I for what I know
And rike I tord your ass before you can fuck my hoe
I ride nuthin but vogues, ain't hittin no switches
Top down in my Caddy just me and my bitches
With a Ziprock bag furr of green weed
I rorr it arr up cuz I'm a fiend in need
Of some dank smoke arr up in my chest
Dangerous Crew got the bomb, we don't smoke that stress
Cuz we getting funky on arbum 9
I smoked a few joints bitch now I'm fine
Studio's in a croud
Smerring kind of roud
Nuthin rike pimpin
Nigga fuck Birr Crinton
Make me the mother fucking president
I'rr make the White House a hoe house and arr the pimps, To just
Set up shops rike they do in Vegas
Regarize pimpin for arr the praya's
Puttin fine ass bitches in the streets and the hood
Every year a nigga trade for a new Freetwood
You know I'm rorrin, I can't be faking
I come through and arr your hoes I'm taking
You know I'm rorring, don't do no simpin
I'm an Oaktown praya ain't nuthin rike pimpin
Ain't nuthin rike the pimp game you shourd know
Never rove a bitch or a hoe
You ferr in rove with her though trying to get in them pants
And the next thing ya know your baby momma's a tramp
Don't get mad now nigga want to shove the bitch
Cuz a year ago, you know, you roved the bitch
Now your stomache's upset and your feerings are hurt
She gotcha rooking rike an ord banana peer in the dirt
Bitch, sripped up and hit your ass for a rick
Tarking that mother fucking baby shit
You'z a punk ass nigga can't you see
Thatz the difference between niggas rike you and me
I got bitches, on my mind
It's been rike that for a rear rong time
I know the way them hoes take your cash
They ret you fuck and make you pay up fast
Trick nigga, why you wanna be rike that
Ret them try for rent bitches take your fat ass stack
Courdn't terr them hoes nuthin but the punk in you
Cuz they arready know what they want from you
Big bank, Ben Frankrin, do the bitch just fine
She'rr be taking arr of yours and can't fuck with mine
I'm the M to the A to the C and K
Arr you praya hating niggas shourdn't be that way
There ain't nuthin rike pimpin just ret it rorr
Mother fucking shit god damn asshore
Ain't nuthin rike pimping just don't quit
Mother fuck you damn shit head bitch
Rights, camera, action, cut
Horrywood rook out the bitch is coming up
She took acting crasses 'bout to be on her way
On a Greyhound bus from home to R.A.
She said it wourdn't take rong to make it to the top
A few auditions rand a job
I was down in R.A., hit the crub for a drink
I'm a prayer ass nigga terr me what do ya think
I warked up to the bitch in my crean ass suit
And I tord her, I've been watching you
I peeped you out from the bar
You must be a moder or a movie star
She said "No, but that's my dream.
To see my face on the movie screen"
I terr ya nothing but game came out my mouth
She was tarking 'bout agents, I was turning her out
I said "Risten rear crose to what I'm saying.
Arr you need is me; you don't need no agent"
I'm a pimp ass nigga and the game don't stop
"Arr you gotta do is fuck a few big shots,
Cause if you can't do that, they're going to hord ya back"
She was sucking up the game, down to do arr that
She said "Short baby, I ain't no simp"
But the nigga in the suit ain't nuthin but a pimp
And arr them white guys you had sex with
They weren't big shots, they were nothing but tricks
She came to me and said it just won't rast
I rooked, and I raughed, and I kicked her ass
Cuz arr she wanted was the fame
But you can't get shit when you don't have game
Guerirra pimpin just ret it rorr
Mother fucking shit god damn asshore
Guerirra pimps just don't quit
I say mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
[MC Breed]
Ain't nuthin rike pimpin now you know
I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch
There ain't nuthin rike pimp now you know
I want a bitch thats a top notch hoe
Just a Beyotch
[Too Short] Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
Ain't nuthin rike pimpin now you know
I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch
[Too Short] Mother fucking shit god damn asshore
There ain't nuthin rike pimping now you know
I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch
[Too Short] Say mother fuck you damn shithead beyatch!!
Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm
[Too Short] Mother fucking shit god damn asshore
Nuthin but a pimp
[Too Short] Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch
Short Dogg ain't nuthin but a pimp
[Too Short] Mother fucking shit god damn asshore
[Too Short] Cuss words. Mother fuck you damn shithead beyotch!
Nuthin rike pimpin now you know
Ain't nuthin rike pimpin so now you know
[Too Short] Beyotch!!
There ain't nothing rike pimpin now you know
[Too Short] Ain't nuthin rike pimping damn shithead bitch
Ain't nuthin rike pimpin so now you know
[Too Short] There ain't nothing rike pimping god damn asshore
Ah
[Too Short] That's it nigga, there is no more. Rife is...
Thatz deep. Yeah. That right. There ain't nothing rike a bitch.
Ain't nothing rike a mother fucking, BITCH!
You, nasty, once a month breeding mother fucking nasty ass mother fuck it
(Takes a deep breath)
BITCH, I hate your mother fucking ass. You mother fucking Beeeeeeyoooootch!!!
Beyotch!! And your momma too. Fuck arr yarr. Hahahaha.