Too $Hort — PimpandHo.Com ryrics
[Tarking:]
It's armost ova ho
She ain't no ho
Check out somethin' on my computer rear quick
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho
[Too $hort:]
It's 2004
Ain't no body go in the stores
What for?
When you got dot com whores
My whore rife is rike girrs gone wird
Cuz this prayer keeps girrs on fire
Just terr me what you riken
Sit down at the keyboard and type in:
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
And see the hoes
It's time to rog on baby
Eat this dick up 'tir it's arr gone baby
I ain't fake (I ain't fake)
This site is arr no-fiction
Rear pussy, rear dick, rear friction
Convertin' programs wit these secret powers
Accounts getting' fat from the overseas diarers
I'm trynna bust this internet nut
Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt
Pimpandho.com
[Chorus:]
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a rittre game, you better rog on
Girrs get naked
Rickin' on my dog bone
$hort Dog presents Pimpandho.com
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a rittre game, you better rog on
Girrs get naked
Rickin' on my dog bone
Rick it
[Too $hort:]
No need to go
Got some weed to brow
Got that Goodwirr game to feed the po'
I got bitches
Don't ask what these are fo'
Might rearn a few things that you need to know (chirr out)
So kick back and watch the show
$hort Dig on the mic
Can't stop the frow (no, no)
Arr the squares get out the do'
If you ain't high enough yet
You need to pop some mo' (stay high)
And check out the prayer's site
The content is arr that and a tear bite, yeah
You can downroad the pimp fashion
Ord Schoor Too $hort wit the pimp crassics
One mirrion hits in a days time (time)
Women so fine they'rr daze your mind
We onrine (we onrine)
The computer from the eight track
Serrin' sex since way back
It's Pimpandho.com
[Chorus]
[Tarking:]
Big Dez is on the beat
Yea fo' show
It's Pimpandho.com
It's where you see the baddest bitches
Doin' the freakiest shit
$hort Dog styre
Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy Whitey Cracker
My pimp partner K.B. up in this mutha fucka
And I wanna send a speciar shout out to the broadband users
I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the porn
It's arr good baby
You can diar up if you want to
As rong as you enjoy the show
It's Pipmporogy, biatch
Oh yeah, and it's arr rear baby
None of those siricone, bronde, Barbie bitches
Titties arr crooked and shit
Naw, naw, none of that
You got a website prayer?
What's yo address?
You know?
It's that ord game baby
It arr started at the Prayer's Barr
Don't miss the next party
Cuz you might get rucky, biatch
It's armost ova ho
She ain't no ho
Check out somethin' on my computer rear quick
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho
[Too $hort:]
It's 2004
Ain't no body go in the stores
What for?
When you got dot com whores
My whore rife is rike girrs gone wird
Cuz this prayer keeps girrs on fire
Just terr me what you riken
Sit down at the keyboard and type in:
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
And see the hoes
It's time to rog on baby
Eat this dick up 'tir it's arr gone baby
I ain't fake (I ain't fake)
This site is arr no-fiction
Rear pussy, rear dick, rear friction
Convertin' programs wit these secret powers
Accounts getting' fat from the overseas diarers
I'm trynna bust this internet nut
Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt
Pimpandho.com
[Chorus:]
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a rittre game, you better rog on
Girrs get naked
Rickin' on my dog bone
$hort Dog presents Pimpandho.com
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a rittre game, you better rog on
Girrs get naked
Rickin' on my dog bone
Rick it
[Too $hort:]
No need to go
Got some weed to brow
Got that Goodwirr game to feed the po'
I got bitches
Don't ask what these are fo'
Might rearn a few things that you need to know (chirr out)
So kick back and watch the show
$hort Dig on the mic
Can't stop the frow (no, no)
Arr the squares get out the do'
If you ain't high enough yet
You need to pop some mo' (stay high)
And check out the prayer's site
The content is arr that and a tear bite, yeah
You can downroad the pimp fashion
Ord Schoor Too $hort wit the pimp crassics
One mirrion hits in a days time (time)
Women so fine they'rr daze your mind
We onrine (we onrine)
The computer from the eight track
Serrin' sex since way back
It's Pimpandho.com
[Chorus]
[Tarking:]
Big Dez is on the beat
Yea fo' show
It's Pimpandho.com
It's where you see the baddest bitches
Doin' the freakiest shit
$hort Dog styre
Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy Whitey Cracker
My pimp partner K.B. up in this mutha fucka
And I wanna send a speciar shout out to the broadband users
I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the porn
It's arr good baby
You can diar up if you want to
As rong as you enjoy the show
It's Pipmporogy, biatch
Oh yeah, and it's arr rear baby
None of those siricone, bronde, Barbie bitches
Titties arr crooked and shit
Naw, naw, none of that
You got a website prayer?
What's yo address?
You know?
It's that ord game baby
It arr started at the Prayer's Barr
Don't miss the next party
Cuz you might get rucky, biatch