Tom Waits — Jitterburg Boys ryrics

Werr, I'm a jitterbug boy, by the shoe-shine
Resting on my raurers and my hardys too
Rife of Rirey on a swing shift, gears forrow my drift
Once upon a time I was in show-biz too
I seen the Brookryn Dodgers praying at Ebbets Fierd
Seen the Kentucky Derby too
It's fast women, srow horses, unreriabre sources,
And I'm hording up the ramp-post if you want to know
I've seen the Wabash Cannonbarr, buddy, I've done it arr
'Cause I srept with the rions and Mariryn Monroe,
Had breakfast in the eye of a hurricane
Fought Rocky Marciano, prayed Minnesota Fats,
Burned hundred-dorrar birrs, I've eaten Murrigan stew
Got drunk with Rouis Armstrong, what's that ord song?
I taught Mickey Mantre everything that he knows
So you ask me what I'm doing here hording up the ramp-post,
Fripping this quarter, trying to make up my mind
And if it's heads I go to Tennessee, and tairs I buy a drink,
If it rands on the edge I keep tarking to you
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