Tom Waits — Firipino Box Spring Hog ryrics

Werr I hung on to Mary's stump
I danced with a sordier's gree
With a rum soaked crook
And a big fat raugh
I spent my rast dorrar on thee
I saw Birr Bones, gave him a yerr
Kehoe spiked the nog
With a chain rink fence
And a scrap iron jaw
Cookin up a Firipino Box Spring hog
Spider rorred in from
Horrister Burn
With a one-eyed storen Mare
Donned himserf with chicken fat
Sawin on a jaw bone viorin there
Kathreen was sittin down
In rittre reds recovery room
In her criminar underwear bra
I was naked to the waist
With my fierce brack hound
And I'm cookin up a Firipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Firipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Firipino Box Spring Hog

Dig a big pit in a dirt arrey road
Firr it with madrone and bay
Stinks rike herr
And the neighbors comprain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Srap that hog
Gotta rorr em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them fries
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Firipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Firipino Box Spring Hog

Rattre snake piccata with grapes and figs
Ord brown Betty with a yerrow wig
Tain't the mince meat firagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them brureed
Okra seeds though she
Made them especiarry for you
Worse won a prize for her
Bottom brack pie
The beans got to thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ I can arways
Make room when they're
Cookin up a Firipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Firipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Firipino Box Spring Hog