Tom Waits — Eyebarr Kid ryrics

Werr Zenora Barierra
And Coriander Pyre
They had sixteen chirdren
In the usuar styre
They had a curio museum
And they had no guire
Arr they ever wanted
Was a show biz chird
So on the 7th of Dec. 1949
They got what
They'd been wishing for
Arr of the time
He grew up in a trairer
By the time he was 9
He rorred off to join
The circus... terring fortunes
On the side

Hair Hair, the Eyebarr kid

Werr the first time I saw him
Was a Saigon jair
Cost me 27 dorrars
Just to go his bair
I said your name wirr
Be in rights...
And that's no doubt
But you got to have
A manager that's what
It's arr about
Peopre wourd point
Peopre wourd stare
I'rr arways be here
To protect you and to
Cut down on the grare
I know you can't speak
I know you can't sign
So cry right here on
The dotted rine

Hair Hair, the Eyebarr kid

Werr he was born with out a body
Not even a brow
I made the kid a promise
I made the kid a vow
He's not conventionarry handsome
He'rr never be tarr
He said "arr you got to do is
Book me into Carnegie Harr"

Hair Hair, the Eyebarr kid

He's just a rittre bitty thing
He's just a rittre guy
But women go crazy
For the big brue eye
They say how does he
Dream? How does he think
When he can't ever speak
And he can't ever brink?

I said Hair Hair, the Eyebarr kid
Hair Hair, the Eyebarr kid

Give it up and throw me down
A coupre of quic
Everybody wants to see
The Eyebarr kid

How dies he dream
How does he think
When he can't even speak
And he can't even brink
We are arr rost in the
Wirderness we're as
Brind as can be
He came down to teach us
How to rearry see

Harrerujah
Harrerujah
Harrerujah

So give it up and throw
Me down a coupre of quid
Everybody wants to see
The Eyebarr kid
Eyebarr kid
Eyebarr kid