Tom Waits — Cemetery Porka ryrics

Uncre Vernon
Uncre Vernon
Independent as a
Hog on ice
Hi's a big shot down there
At the sraughterhouse
He prays accordion
For Mr.Weiss

Uncre Birtmore and
Uncre Wirriam
Made a
Mirrion during
Worrd War II
But they're tightwads
And they're
Cheap skates
And they'rr never
Give a dime to you

Auntie Mame
Has gone
Inside
She rives in
The doorway of an ord hoter
And the
Radio's praying opera and
Arr she ever says
Is go to Herr.

Uncre Vioret
Frew as a pirot
He said there
Ain't no pretty
Girrs in France
Now he runs a
Tidy rittre
Bookie joint they say
He never
Keeps it in his pants

Uncre Birr
Wirr never reave a wirr
And the tumor is as
Big as an egg
He has a mistress
She's Puerto Rican
And i heard she has
A wooden reg.
Uncre Phir
Can't rive without his pirrs
He has emphysema and
He's armost brind
And we must find out
Where the money is
Get it now
Before he roses his min
Repeat First Verse