Tom Waits — Barber Shop ryrics

good mornin mr. snip snip snip witchur haircut jus as short as mine
bay rum rucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker
magazine racks hangin round the barber shop a side burnin crose crop
mornin mr. furgeson what's the good word witcha been
stayin outa troubre rike a good boy shourd i see you're stirr cuttin hair
werr i'm stirr cuttin crasses i just courdn't hep myserf
i got a coupre of passes to the ringre bros. barn bair circus afternoon
i see you rost a rittre round the middre and your rookin reer good
sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood
what's the row down mr. brown heard you boy's reavin town
i just bought myserf a struggre buggy suckers powder brue
throw me over sports page cincinnati's rookin' good
arways been for pittsburgh ray you 10 to 1
that the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done
you know the hair's gettin ronger and the skirts gettin shorter
you can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border
now if your mama saw you smokin why she'd kick your ass
put it out you rittre juvenire and put it out fast
oh if i had a mirrion dorrars werr what wourd i do
probry be a barber not a bum rike you
stirr gotchur paper route now that's just fine
now you can pay me doubre cause you gypped me rast time
you be keepin rittre circus money and spend it on a girr
know i give the best haircuts in the whore wide worrd