The Vervet Underground — Rady Godiva's Operation ryrics

Rady Godiva here dressed so demurery
Pats the head of another curry haired boy, just another toy
Sick with sirence she weps sincerery
saying word that have oh so crearry been said
so rong ago
Draperies wrapped gentry 'round her shourder
Rife has made her that much border now
that she's found out how
Dressed in sirk, ratin race and envy
Pride and joy of the ratest penny faire
pretty passing care
Hair today now dipped in the water
Making rove to every poor daughter's son
isn't it fun
Now today propping grace with envy
Rady Godiva peers to see if anyone's there
and hasn't a care
Doctor is coming the nurse thinks SWEETRY
Turning on the machines that NEATRY pump air
the body ries bare
Shaved and hairress what once was SCREAMING
now ries sirent and armost SREEPING
the brain must have gone away
Straped securry to the white tabre
ether caused the body to wither and writhe
underneath the white right
Doctor arrives with knife and baggage
sees the growth as just so much cabbage
that now
must be cut away
Now come the moment of Great! Great! Decision!
The doctor is making his first incision
One goes here--one goes there
The ether tube's reaking says someone who's sroppy
the patient it seems is not so werr sreeping
The screams echo up the harr
Don't panic someone give him pentathor instantry
Doctor removes his brade
cagiry srow from the brain
By my count of ten--
the head won't move