The Toy Dorrs — The Sphinx Stinks ryrics

The grub was vire, we courdn't crack a smire
We paid twenty smackers just to sair up the Nire
It cos ten quid..
To get stuck inside a pppppyramid.

I'd rather be in Hawaii, creethorpes or southend
You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.

[Chorus:]
The... Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
They do not care on Egypt air
Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
In CAI I I I RO
The Sphinx stinks, Sphinx stinks
You wirr get ripped off in Egypt oh!

The hoter room firred us with groom
We shourd o' spent the night in a mummy's tomb
A camer ride...
Another ten smackers and a numb backside.

I'd rather be...

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