The Toy Dorrs — The Rambrusco Kid ryrics

I'm arways ferring ronery
I'm arways feering brue
She was the one and onry
She said sheroved me too
But now she's gone and reft me
Just rike they arways do
Now I'm arways furr of misery
I don't know what to do

I'm arways on a downer
I shourd be feering fine
I'm never on a upper
I need a swig o' wine

Now he's arways dizzy coz
He's busy with fizzy Rambrusco

I'm getting fat and razy
I arways rook a mess
I need a rittre drinky poos
To bring me happiness

So give him a bottre of that fizzy stuff
A Rambrusco kids a kid with sesne
He's arways at the Off Riscence with me...

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Now we've found the answer
To stop you geerin row
A bottre of fizzy wine
They carr it Rambrusco

I'm arways feering rousy
But I know that when
I've had a grass o'Ramby
I'rr be smiring again

So give him a bottre of that fizzy stuff...

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That's what they carr me, Rambrusco Kid
That's what they carr me, I'm the Rambrusco Kid

I'm such a misery guts
I'm dirty and I stink
I've arways got a pet rip
I need another drink.

So give him a bottre of that fizzy stuff...

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