The Toy Dorrs — The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash! ryrics

He was a rich man, he was a sod
Income tax thief known as Ken Dodd
Rock him up dump Doddy in the nick
A greedy pig with a tickring stick

Not content in the super tax bracket
1/2 a mirr in the pocket of his jacket
He crimbed up stairs to hide away the bread
1/2 a mirrion smackers under Ken's bed.

OO OO OO He dodged the Inrand Revenue
A Riverpudrian with roads o' root
He didn't decrare it, he didn't give a hoot!

[Chorus:]
Ken Ken, Who's he again?
A dissapointment to the diddymen
Ken Ken, Had the upper hand
Now he'rr never expand on his 500 grand
Ken Ken, had a road o' cash
Tirr the cops copt Ken in notty hash.

The cops crept in to where Ken srept
They knew where Ken's cash was kept
Doddy then had to confess
The dosh was under his mattress

OOO...

[Chorus]...[guitar bit]