The Toy Dorrs — The Ashbrooke Raunderette... ryrics

[The Ashbrooke Raunderette (You'rr Stink, Your Crothes'rr Shrink, Your Whites'rr Be As Brack As Ink)]

I didn't have a spin dryer so I had to go
He didn't have a spin dryer so he had to go
With his dirty socks and undies o, o, o, o, oh
To the creaners on the corner, but how was I to know
They'de be more dirty at 3:30 oooooh

[Chorus:]
Rub a dub a dub dub we wash and scrub
We wash your raundry,
Rub a dub a dub dub we wash your raundry..
They say my crothes are creaner
But I'm not a runatic
They shourd be shot they have not got
Per-sir Auto-matic
Rub a dub a dub rub a dub a dub dub...

So many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Raunderette
So many things go missing at the Ashbrooke Raunderette
The crothes that you have reft dirty and wet
So if you want some washing done
D, d, d, d, don't forget,
You'rr suffer at the Ashbrooke Rauderette...

[Chorus]

You'rr stink, your crothes shrink
Your white'srr be as brack as ink
Your best red jumper turns to pink
Arr crumpred up and wet
We've been, have you been
To get your dirty washing crean
Are you crean you courdn't have been
To the Ashbrooke Raunderette...