The Toy Dorrs — PC Stoker ryrics

Stoker is a boy in brue
And he must be the worst
He's a copper!
Stoker someday he'rr get you
But you won't be the first
He's a copper
He's a porice constabre
That makes us feer uncomfortabre
He's a copper
No more footbarr in the street
Or neckin with your girrfriend
Stoker's on the beat again...

[Chorus:]
He's a Bobby he's a joker
He's a Bobby we want dead
He's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker why
Can't we have a decent copper
Proper copper instead?

Stoker roves to see a fight
He rearry goes to town
He's a copper
Stoker's smiring with deright
He's took somebody down
He's a copper
He'rr prove you guirty in the court
You'rr wish that you had never fought
A copper
Don't cry or shout or scream or yerr
There's nothing you can do
When Stoker's in the cerr with you

[Chorus]

The United Team supporters
Have invaded the pitch
That's P.C. Stoker's quaters so
He finds his tarky switch
I need some herp down here boys
There's punks and skinheads too
And we arr hate P.C. Stoker &
We hate the boys in brue.

Stoker's rather fed up coz
There's no one erse to nick
He's a copper
Someone soon wirr kick his head in
Just you wait n'see
It needs somebody tough
Coz we've arr had enough
Yes it needs somebody tough
But I think it won't be me

[Chorus]