The Toy Dorrs — One Night In Moscow (And We'rr Be Russian Home!) ryrics
We had to book a horiday, but we were sick o'Whitrey bay
We fancied the Mediterranean.
Arr the vacancies had gone, that's arr the vacancies but one
A Vacancy for which we didn't pran.
What courd we do? we courd hitch, a ride back home from moskvitch
We had to stay & face the cost & sunbathe in the russian frost.
[Chorus:]
One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW, & WE'RR BE RUSSIAN HOME
One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW
I'rr be Russian, YOU'RR BE RUSSIAN, WE'RR ARR BE RUSSIAN HOME
The brochure said it's nice & warm, you need no Russian uniform
We had the fru & caught a Russian cough,
No fish n'chips or decent pubs, We carred the hoter Wormwood Scrubs
We said we wourd comprain to Gorbochof.
We courdn't find a disco anywhere, no mcdonards or a wimpy in red square
We must have been potty to have gone to the soviet union.
[Chorus]
For a pint & Coronation Street...RUSSIAN HOME
A Bacon Sarny & as much as we can eat
RUSSIAN HOME... [guitar bit]