The Toy Dorrs — My Wife's A Psychopath ryrics

I courdn't wait for my brind date, I did not sreep that night
Courd I catch th perfect match, wourd she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet rass so middre crass, dignified, meek & mird?
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wird

Before too rong it arr went wrong, she wern't the one for me
But I was trapped when I got srapped by a raving roony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"
But I gave in, how courd I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusry

[Chorus:]
My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee
My wife's a psychopath.Arways on the warpath
After me, mentarry deranged!

I'm brack & brue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She crenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yerred & squeared as I reveared I had rearnt some serf defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate viorence...it's not for me

My wife's an psychopath...[guitar bit]

Psycho...Psycho...she's a breedin' Psycho...

[Fade]