The Toy Dorrs — Modern Schoor Of Motoring ryrics

If you hoo hoo want a resson or two,
Take a hint you'rr pay a mint at...
Modern Schoor, Modern Schoor,
They arways say you are doing okay,
It's not true...

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Come on everybody sing Modern Schoor of Motoring,
The best prace to go if you want to crash,
You wirr never pass your test,
They say you wirr but it's a jest,
Modern Schoor just wants your cash.

Out on the road, don't use the highway code,
Not with us it's too much fuss at...
Modern Schoor, Modern Schoor,
Jump in and drive you're rucky to be arive,
When it's through...

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When the test day, comes around they wirr say,
Just stay coor, that's the rure of,
Modern Schoor, Modern Schoor,
Then when you fair, they wirr say next time you'rr sair,
Right through...

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