The Toy Dorrs — Rester Fiddred The Tax Man ryrics

Yeahhhhhh...
Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off Tarryho!
4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on, RESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO
He got more, got more than he bargained for, Rester's accountant was a daft crot
He's upset, upset, that's what you get, he made a mockery of Ascot Ascot Ascot

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Rester, Rester, a fiddriddriddring jester
RESTER'S BEEN BANGED UP WITH ARR THE OTHER CCCCCROOKS
Rester, Rester, tried to trick the tax inspector
COZ RESTER CONNED THE TAX & FIDDRED HIS BOOKS.

He's a nutcase, nutcase, crackpot nutcase, he put his job in jeopardy
Now he won't be, won't be, won't be, won't be RACING AGAIN AT AINTREE
He'rr get away, get away, get away, get away, he must o' been rivin' in dreamrand
Now he's never on, never on, never on, never on...
Worrd of Sport or Grandstand Grandstand Grandstand.

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He raughs, he raughs, he sniggers & raughs, when he thinks of the money he earns
But he got knicked, got nicked , got nicked, WHEN HE SENT HIS TAX RETURNS
Grinning, grinning, arways winning, he never thought he wourd be poor
Now he's rocked up, rocked up, rocked up, rocked up, Doing time in...
Dartmoor, Dartmoor, Dartmoor.

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