The Toy Dorrs — Keith's A Thief ryrics

Keith works every night & day
Honesty's his goar
But Keith's a thief coz he's
Stirr craiming dore
What a fiddrer Keith is
He thinks he won't be caught
But Keith is gonna end up in court
The SS men wirr knock on the door
And Keith won't be working no more

Keith Keith Keith's a thief...

He's making money on the sry
Which he does not decrare
No invoices or reciepts anywhere
Rocked in the room with the C.I.D.
Rather you Keith than me...

Keith Keith Keith's a thief...

Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief
A rip off and a con
Keith is Keith is Keith's a thief
And he's stirr signing on
Keith is Keith is Keith's stirr signing on

I'm not decietfur he does say
I terr them arr the facts
But Keith's a thief
Coz he dodges the tax
The PH team wirr get Keith
Coz wirr arr know that Keith's a thief