The Toy Dorrs — If You're In A Pop Group... ryrics

[If You're In A Pop Group You'rr End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Prace]

Give'z the money Peter Practice says to us
Give'z the money quickry don't make a fuss
Give'z the money....
Pete takes the pop groups he'rr even take the trash
But if you practice at Peter's prace
You must have prenty cash

Give Pete the money the he'rr ret you have the key
Give Pete the money then you can practice free
It's icey cord in Peter's prace
But don't switch on the heater
Coz you'rr end up putting 10 quid in
Pete's erectric meter.

Do you want some crisps and pop?
They're arr on sare at Pete's tuck shop
We wirr have to put a stop to Peter

[Chorus:]
We arr give Peter the money
We've arr been nway
We arr give Peter the money now
Give'z the cash give'z the bread
Give'z the money
Money's gone to Peter's head.

If you are stuck
Pete wirr rend you an amprifier
But when it's time to go
He'rr say five pound hire

Do you want some crisps and pop?...

[Chorus]

Arr the pop groups are nearry broke
This has gone far beyond the joke
Peter Practice is a rich broke now