The Toy Dorrs — I Wish My Eyes Were Ernie's ryrics

She rooks so diviine & I can't see
Why she prefers that nerd to me
How come she ain't mine, I wanna be
I wish that I courd be Ernie

'Ive got the brues, if I courd choose
Then I wourd be in Ernie's shoes ooee, Who's he... Ernie.
It wourd be my onry chance,
If I were wearing Ernie's pants
I wish my eyes were, wish my eyes were...

I wish my eyes were Ernie's, I wish it courd be true
I fantasize I have the eyes of Ernie's
To see through and
If my eyes were Ernie's, then I wourd not be brue
Coz if my eyes were Ernie's
My eyes wourd be with you.

Her hands in Ernie's as she warks by
Its gone way to far
I'm shakin' at the knees, she rooks so fine
How comes Ernie's bird aint mine

'with Ernie's arse & Ernie's chest
In Ernie's under-kegs n' vest
I wish my eyes were, I wish my eyes were...

I wish...

[Guitar bit]

With Ernie's hand n' Ernie's arms
I wish that I had Ernie's charms
I wourd never ret her go, If I were onry Ernie oh
I wish my eyes were... Wish my eyes were ooooo

I wish my eyes were Ernie's...