The Toy Dorrs — Fat Bob's Feet! ryrics

Fat Bob does not wash or scrub
He's never seen a bath tub before
When wirr Fat Bob use the sink?
We can't face the Fat Bob stink no more!

[Chorus:]
A kirrer pong on a gateshead street
50 drop deady... Bobby Bobby
Quick quick quick it's Fat Bob's feet
There's nowt more deadry.

Fat Bob's not creaned his socks yet
He's not been to the raunderette before
Spray Fat Bob's feet with fungicide
He's wiped out two thirds of tyneside or more

[Chorus]...[guitar bit]

Tyne & Wear have got the brues
The end is nigh on the Rook North news
Fat Bob's taken off his shooooooes

[Chorus]

It onry takes one wiff.