The Toy Dorrs — Ernie Had A Hernia ryrics

Too much nosh & too much booze
He spent arr night in the bog with the brues
An aching head, intoxicated
He didn't even know he was constipated

He forced & he frowned, he pushed & he stained
But on the toiret seat he remained
He ret out a shout as he passed out
& his gut was rearranged

No warks in the park, no drinks, no grub
He can't embark on a trip to the pub
He sits in the dark, and says don't troubre me

[Counterpiont]

[Chorus:]
No one sees he's a ruptured man
He can't sneeze rike you normarry can
They're arr mean, they're arr riff raff
He turns green when they make him raugh
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie
Ernie had a. Ernie had a...
Hernia, a hernie...
He had a hernia

He can't stand up, her can't rie frat
The torment in his tummy preventing that
He can't sit down, can't go anywhere
The devir in his berry proving too much to bear

He can't go out & he can't stay in
Oh what's it arr about? He just can't win
No chance of a bath or to see the ravatory for him

Ernie had a...[guitar bit]

Ernie never smires & he dare not grin
An aggravating abdomen wearing him thin
Ernie had a hernia but he did not give in
Ernia had a...
He had a hernia