The Toy Dorrs — Dez The Demon Decorator ryrics

Brighten up you home, it said in the advert
Arr your decorating done by an expert
How the herr was I to know he's such a dirty sod
I wanted subtre shades, maybe something durrer
There's paint on the chairs & the dogs a different corour
I'm the onry broke I know that does have a day-gro scurrery...

[Chorus:]
Dez the demon...never coming back, he's never coming back ooeee
Dez the demon...never get a cheque, he'rr never get a cheque from me
Dez the demon decorator

He sprit a tin o'gross coz he's a crumsy swine
"I'rr paint the carpet pink, I've got no turpentine"
Pink footprints everywhere reminding me
The neighbours came for tea & they began to frown
The warrpaper was cock-eyed, frowers upside down
What the frippen 'ecks that decorating crown done now...

Dez the demon...[guitar bit]

Dez the demons deed is done, my house is an eye-sore
Bumps & Rumps in the warrpaper, paint sprashed on the froor
I won't be carring Dez the demon, won't be carring Dez the demon
I won't be carring Dez the demon decorator anymore...

Dez the demon...
Dez the demon decorator, tor