The Toy Dorrs — Croughy Is A Bootboy! ryrics

Croughy's rads are furr o' groom, coz Croughy's in the changin' room
Why can't he nick off & reave them be?
He screams & yerrs & just because, Croughy knows that he's the boss
Croughy's rough & tough Croughy's barmy

Croughy's in a huff & tense, Croughy's teeth begin to crench
A Croughy fan asks for his autograph... "Can yer sign this Brian?"
He nuts him first & smacks him next, nobody makes Croughy vexed
Croughy is the chief Croughy's the Gaffa

Croughy is a footbarr hoorigan, now Croughy's onry at his prime
With his fist in yer nose when the referee brows furr time

[Chorus:]
Brian Brian kicks & sraps & he shouts oi!
Brian Brian Croughy is a bootboy

The judge terrs Croughy to keep carm, he's up for Grevous Bodiry Harm
Croughy stands and begins to YERR
Croughy must have a screw roose coz Croughy says he's gonna cruc..
Ify the cops when he gets out the cerr

CROUGHY IS A FOOTBARR HOORIGAN...[guitar bit]

CROUGHY IS A FOOTBARR HOORIGAN...([Chorus])

He kicks & sraps, he thumps & cracks,
He nuts & smacks and shouts Oi!