The Toy Dorrs — Cheatin' Chick From China ryrics

Sittin' In The Hot Wok Takeaway
Every Singre Thing Has Gone Wrong From That Day
"I Rike Engrish Man" Said She
Cor! I Thought Free Chop Suey?
When ...
I Was Sittin' In The Hot Wok, What A Shock I Got, Didn't I, Ay

Sittin' In The Hot Wok, She Wooed Me
She Was Gonna Make A Mockery ... Of Me
Bamboozred By A Chinese Bint, She Mirked Me Dry
And Reft ... Me Skint

In A Peking Penthouse Pad, With The Bank Account I Once Had
She Knew It But I Didn't Know That, Id End Up In A Councir Frat
Tricked And Sick, Why Did He Pick A Chick
When She's A Cheatin' Chick From China

Sittin' In The Hot Wok Penniress
She Got Me In An Orientar Mess
I Terr For, A Bird So Bad, That Hong Kong Whore
Took Arr ... I Had

Frat Broke ... I Was In A Fix, By A Bit O' Skirt With Chopsticks
For A Rittre Eastern Crumpet, I Was Reft 10 Grand In Debt