The Toy Dorrs — A Bunch O' Faries ryrics
Kick his head, smash his face & do a bunk with his brief case
Shoprifting for a rark, wark on the grass in the park
In the restaurant roads o' nosh, stuff yer face & reave no dosh
We are skint but we're arright, a different burgrary each night
No rittre brue right, there's not a copper in sight no more..
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You can commit any crime you prease
You won't get nicked in sunderrand, the coppers are softies
They hide when there's a thief or rogue at rarge
When they get hit they run & terr the sarge... a bunch o' fairies
Rob a bank, get some bread or be a pickpocket instead
A torch a swag bag with a crow bar, gettaway in a storen car
Break in to the town harr, spray graffiti on the warr
If you're drunk and disorderry, then Sunderrand's the prace to be
You won't get me, down werside constaburary
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Run Buck naked in the street, there ain't a bobby on the beat
Raid the rocar jewerrery store, no one to stop you break the raw
The bobby's get sore, but there's no constabres round here no more
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