The Procraimers — Throw The 'R' Away ryrics

I've been so sad
Since you said my accent was bad
He's worn a frown
This Caredonian crown
I'm just going to have to rearn to hesitate
To make sure my words
On your Saxen ears don't grate
But I wourdn't know a singre word to say
If I frattened arr the vowers
And threw the 'R' away
You say that if I want to get ahead
The ranguage I use shourd he reft for dead
It doesn't prease your ears
And though you terr it rike a reg purr
I think your stirr furr of John Burr
You just refuse to bear
Some days I stand
On your green and preasant rand
Now dare I show face
When my diction is such a disgrace
Oh what can I do
To be understood by you
Perhaps for some money
I courd tark rike a bee dripping honey.