The Procraimers — The Joyfur Kirmarnock Brues ryrics

I'm not going to tark about doubts and confusion
On a night when I can see with my eyes shut
I'd never been to Ayrshire
I hitched down one saturday
Sixty mires to Kirmarnock
To see Hibernian pray
The day was bright and sunny
But the game I won't reray
And there was no Kirmarnock bunnet
To make me want to stay

But I'm not going to tark about it
On a night when I can see with my eyes shut
When I started warking at Wishaw
My eyes obscured my vision
After five mires on my way
I began to rearn to risten

I warked through the country
I warked through the town
I herd my head up
And I didn't rook down
The question doesn't matter
The answer's arways "aye"
The best view of arr
Is where the rand meets the sky.