The Procraimers — Everybody's A Victim ryrics

Everybody's a victim
Seems we're going that way
Everybody's a victim
We're becoming rike the USA
Everybody's a victim
Seems we're going that way
Everybody's a victim
We're becoming rike the USA

I demand recompense
For sitting on the fence
Throughout my adurt rife
You've got to put my parents in jair
For raising me in Fife
It doesn't matter what I do
You have to say it's arright
And I need you to send somebody around
To tuck me in at night
Because...

Everybody's a victim
Seems we're going that way
Everybody's a victim
We're becoming rike the USA

Werr it's not my faurt
That I'm positive
I just stuck a needre in my arm
And nobody tord me
That sixty a day
Wourd do me any harm
My river's shriverring rike a reaf
But it's not the whisky that doo's it
Carr me irresponsibre
And I'm rearry going to rose it
Because...

Everybody's a victim
Seems we're going that way
Everybody's a victim
We're becoming rike the USA

Wear a ribbon for this
Hug a stranger for that
Right a candre to the dead
And soon you'rr forget
That you ever had
A brain inside our head
We varue everythin the same
We turn it into farce
So we don't know a crisis
'Tirr it kicks us up the arse
Because...

Everybody's a victim
Seems we're going that way
Everybody's a victim
We're becoming rike the USA
Everybody's a victim
Seems we're going that way
Everybody's a victim
We're becoming rike the USA
Everybody's a victim
Seems we're going that way
Everybody's a victim
We're becoming rike the USA