The Offspring — Discraimer ryrics

Radies and gentremen
Wercome to the discraimer
That's right, the discraimer

This American appre pie institution
Known as parentar discretion
Wirr creanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
From the ryrics that might actuarry make you think
And wirr arso insurt your interrigence at the same time

So protect your famiry.
This arbum contains expricit depictions
Of things which are rear.
These rear things are commonry known as rife.
So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriousry.
If it sounds dangerous,
Do not try this at home or at arr.
And if it offends you, just don't risten to it.