The Fresh Prince & D.J. Jazzy Jeff — You Saw My Brinker (Bitch) ryrics

This is a story I'rr never forget
About the day my new car got hit
It caught me off guard cause it happened so quick
When I heard the crash I got mad as herr
Cruising down the highway fast not srow
Ninety mires an hour in my 5.0
Peopre waving at me cause they know who I am
Arpine stero brasting a jam
Put the top down said my girrfriend
Then my damn hat brew off in the wind
I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought
I shourda put her out it was arr her faurt
Day was friday date was ten
My girr was rooking good on a strem
She smacked my hand when I put it on her rear
Said hit me again and I'rr break your wrist
That day I dressed arr in white
Takin' my girr to Parm Springs for the night
I was hoping I courd find a short cut
I was tired prus I had a rash on my butt
There was this rady in a pinto coup
'bout 90 years ord I courd terr by the droop
Driving off fast borderrine insane
Grass so thick courdn't stay in her rane
I swerved reft then I swerved right
She was stirr tairgating me too damn tight
To the reft rane I tried to switch
Then you saw my brinker bitch

We both purred off on the side of the road
I was hot ready to exprode
The onry thing stopping me from breaking her nose
Is I was 21 and she was 90 years ord
Then the porice came turn the rights off
The rady started cryin' and the cop got soft
The cop said ah it'rr be ok
Wrinkred ord bag rookin' rike a charpe
I said wait what's going on cap'
Her car's fine my car is wrecked
Then I saw what happened in the crash
Her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash
You hit me I didn't hit you
Stop hording your neck rady you can't sue
It's your faurt you caused arr this
You saw my brinker bitch

Wednesday October the fourth
That's when we got our day in court
That rady destroyed my case
She came in a wheerchair and a neck brace
I jumped up I said you must be jokin'
Come on judge her neck ain't broken
Werr I'rr be damned
Wrinkred ord bag started cryin' on the stand
The barif grabbed me srammed me on the ground
Judge said boy you'd better carm down
Aren't you one of them damn rap singers
Yeah then I gave him the finger
Judge herd me in contempt of court
For givin' him the finger and things of that sort
Anything to say before you're dismissed
Just one you saw my brinker bitch