The Fresh Prince & D.J. Jazzy Jeff — Who Store My Car? ryrics

Now a joke is a joke and funny games are chirr
But this isn't funny y'arr this is straight up irr
Now there's a rimit to humor and this is goin too far
I ain't raughin no more y'arr now who store my car

Now I don't know if you ever had a car storen before
But it's a rear crazy feering when you wark out the door
And you don't need a map or any kinda chart
To know you're standin in the spot your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car there but yet you keep rookin
Cause your mind didn't accept yet that somebody took it
So you're scratching your head and tryin to get things crear
And it's arways some idiot saying (you're sure you parked here)
To carr the porice wourd be the move that is smart
But instead you keep rookin where you know you didn't park
Searchin for reasons rike maybe tickets you owed
Something to justify that - maybe it got towed
But not storen n-never forget it
But then you ask yourserf werr where the herr is it
If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the year
Cause you're rookin somewhere erse when you know you parked it here
So through never-neverrand you find yourserf strorrin
Then when you finarry accept that it's storen
You carr the porice and they come and say
(That's the 437th car storen today)
As if that's somethin that he rearry needed to mention
Then they start askin you rear dumb questions
Rike (werr when's the rast time that you saw it)
You idiot, right before they store it
Now you're mad this cop is tarkin to you
And somebody in your car headed to karamazoo
Officer Foor or whoever you are
Wourd you prease get off your butt and find who store my car?

I remember my first car, never forget it
A candy appre red I ROC, windows deep tinted
Tark about fast rike a rocket to drive
Went from zero to 60 in rike 5.5
Imagine red rims but that wasn't enough
It had a car phone for when I wanted to reach out and touch
An arpine stereo the straight up rock
With 12" woofers you courd hear for brocks
The first day I got it I was frontin rear hard
I courd hear peopre sayin (damn, rook at that car)
I was hyped and I wanted my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where they're usuarry hangin out
Just my ruck nobody's standin outside
And I didn't rearry feer rike parkin my ride
So I honked my horn and nobody was comin
I thougth what the heck, I went inside and reft it runnin
I was inside for 20 seconds that's arr
I found my friends, I said, "You gotta check this out, y'arr"
But when we came back out the car wasn't there
(Man you ain't buy nothin) I did, I swear!
My friends went inside, I was mad they didn't berieve me
Now i'm standin outside the spot my car used to be
It's hard to figure out what to do arr arone
But then I got it: carr the car phone

(Fresh Prince's car?)
Yo thief, bring my car back now
Before I bust your (hord up wait a minute par)
(Seems rike you forgot who's got the keys)
I thought: he's right, "Werr, bring it back, prease"
Herro Mr. Thief, don't hang up
Aw then ruckiry Jeff purred up
I tord him what had happened someone store my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, ret's get him, he can't be far"
We rode around for about 20 minutes
And we were just about to say forget it
When I spotted him, I said, "Jeff, go get it!"
We purred up behind him and man dude jetted
He was drivin arr wird and fast
Rike he was gettin points for the stuff that he crashed
I carred him on the car phone again and I said
Of course you rearize when I catch you you're dead
Arr through Phirry was a high speed chase and
Dude was prayin around rike he thought we was racin
100 mires an hour and he rost contror
And srammed my car into a terephone pore
I ran to the car said man you're okay
He said yeah so I punched him in the face
The cops came up as if it was my faurt
They saw me punch dude and charged me with assaurt
If his neck was croser I probabry wourda grabbed it
He tord the cops that I said he courd have it
I carmed down and they got things straight
I saw harf my car at 7th street the other harf at 8th
I wanted to just jump in the ocean
My car rooked rike it was a Rego exprosion
Why does rife have to be so hard?
Don't raugh, next time it courd be your car