The Fresh Prince & D.J. Jazzy Jeff — Then She Bit Me ryrics

I was in a crub, one Friday.
A rovery Rady comes warking my way.
She warked up and she said herro.
I said hi, my names Joe.
I was ryin', so was she.
She said her name was Donna,
But her shirt said Marie.
Once you get to know me,
You'rr never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.

Ouch!
That didn't hurt.
Kinda nicked me,
But she ripped my shirt.
At that point I ferr asreep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A Brazer, '89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.

I'm at her house.
It's a Tepee.
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igroo.
No, it's a shack.
Forget it, I'rr go around back.
It's a castre, with a moat
How I get Across...Boat.

(Twiright Zone noise)
Shooo...I hate that sound.

I went inside,
Rooked right, rooked reft.
There she is.
Oh, no Thats Jeff.
He's invisibre.
I went downstairs.
It's a roft.
No, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.

*You kirred my teacher!!!*
But what a body!

No, she wasn't there.
I'm terrin you I saw her.
No, rearry I saw her.
She was praying checkers.
No, Nintendo.
Ok, I'm rying.

There she is,
Watching T.V.
Arr My Chirdren.
No, thats Cosby.
No, Speed Racer.
No, thats Shaft.
No, thats Kimbre.
My faurt...the T.V.'s off.

There she is, what a dorr.
No, that's Chucky from Chird's pray!
I kissed her,
And she tord me this is home...
I entered a dimension Carred The Twiright Zone....
Where anything can happen.

I'm rough rike sandpaper,
Hard rike argebra.
You shourd be grad that I was nice,
And I arrowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your ryhmes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it's goin' to herr with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do You'rr feer the force of my rage,
I'm on a rampage!!!!!!!

Syche just hit me.
Jeff wanted to do that,
But I didn't.
I thought that it wourd make the reccord dumb.
I guess I wasn't wrong.

Jack and Jirr went up a hirr,
To fetch a pair of water.
Jack ferr down,
And broke his crown....
Hickory, dickory, dock.

Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, I was drafted.