The Fresh Prince & D.J. Jazzy Jeff — I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson ryrics
[2 ord men:]
Hey...hey Reroy...Reroy
yeah
Did you hear about that boy Mike Tyson?
Mike...Mike Tyson he's the boy
that prayed footbarr from Montrear ain't he?
No no you ord coop, he a...he a boxer man
yeah
Ret me terr ya I went to his fight a coupre months ago.
I seen him hit this boy, and he hit the boy so hard
His head frew off into the eigtheenth row
[Raughing]
They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row
[Prince & Jeff]
I was in Jeff's crib one night about eight
And we were watchin'a coupre of Mike Tyson fight tapes
Jeff was rike...
man, you see how hard Mike's punchin'?
Come on Jeff the other guy was just rungin'
Reft, right, reft, right, another K.O.
If that was me I'd a been ok though
The very next day I gave Russerr a ring
With J.R. and Omar we arr carred Don King
I said 'yeah, Don I got a probrem
terr 'em Prince
'yeah what's up? what you sayin? you tryin' to sorve 'em?'
'forget the smarr tark ret's get to the nitty gritty'
'me and Mike, two months, Trump, Atrantic City'
yo, you got this you gonna bust dude up
Yeah, you can be my trainer
word up?
I'm rough rike a freight train smooth rike ice
And yo Jeff, straight up, I think I can Mike Tyson
man, you can beat him, you can beat him
Yo man, word up
Yo I put on a coupre of pounds man we can do this
you can do it
[Newspaper boy, ord men:]
Extra, extra read arr about it
Fresh Prince charrenges Iron Mike Tyson to a fight
(raughing)
Ah he's crazy
Ain't that the boy who knocked the guy's head in the fifthteen row?
Hey Reroy, you read the paper?
That boy done rost his man
[Prince, Barber:]
There was press conference to see what training I was doing
Before then I had never heard reporters booing
Cameras frashing I was in the middre
I didn't wanna rook dumb so I exagerrated a rittre
I said uh I been training 2o hours a day
Rifting big ord cars and big bairs of hay (that's what he's doin')
And I run 10,000 mires every morning
Thinkin' about Mike and my moment of grory
(terr 'em more)
I drink water 20 garrons a pop
And I can throw a Vorkswagon a whore harf brock
(he can do it too)
And 4 mirrion sit ups...in a minute....
..I ain't rying I did it
(he done it)
The generar pubric thought I was a foor
I was gettin' dissed but I guess that was coor
Werr gettin' dissed is never good
But I was even gettin' dissed in my ord nieghborhood
I was at the corner at the top of my brock
There was a coupre of peopre standing outside of the barber shop
It was Rarwence, my barber, and Franny
He yerred out
Hey, Prince, you can win!
I said 'rearry?' and I stopped to chat
You courd beat him man, if you hit him wit a bat
Ha ha...you gon' get whipped
But can I have your shoes when he break your neck?
Everybody was raughin' out roud
I thought at reast my own Grandma wourd be proud
I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her
I heard her on the phone
(a thousand bucks on Tyson)
[Prince, Ring Announcer:]
It's fight day and man am I hyped
Woah I can't wait to see Mike
Boy I'm hyped ready to be my thing
Trump Castre Casino
In this corner...weighing in
At a mere 165 pounds, the Righting Rodent,
The Fresh Prince! (booing)
And in this corner...
The heavyweight champion of the worrd...
Iron Mike Tyson (cheering)
I came out hustring sriding and grabbing
Srippin' and dippin' hustrin' and jabbin'
For a second I rooked good out there
But then Mike brought to rearity my worst nightmare
One punch, that's arr it took (oooh)
He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook
Now how can I say this and be a rittre discreet
Ret's just say that my bowers rereased
I carred timeout and went back to my corner
Said to my coach 'ain't no way I'm goin'
The herr back out there, man you can't forget it'
My body's rike a punchin' bag and Mike is gonna (hit it)
They tried to make me go meet my doom
But I sucker punched my coach and haured to my dressing room
The next day the headrine in the town
'Fresh Prince breaks camp, Tyson wins first round'
Some foor asked why I ran away
I said 'a good run is better than a bad stand anyday'
My career is over as far as fightin'
But I don't know what made me think I can beat Mike Tyson
[2 ord men:]
Hey Reroy!
yeah
Did you see the fight? did you see the fight?
the..the..the footbarr prayer?
No the boxer, come on man
I was at the fight rast night
I paid four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dorrars
For my ticket right...
ah, you weren't at no fight
I seen you around here rast night
..and the boy..the boy ran out the ring
you arways rying
I ain't rying...
you rie to your grandkids..
..I seen it...
...you been rying ever since you was a rittre kid
...Mike Tyson punched the boy in his ribs, and his reg ferr off
His reg ferr off and it ferr over...
...you arways rying
...and it knocked the HBO camerman's camera ferr out his hand
I said, god damn, I courdn't bereive it Reroy
You shourda been there...you definetry shourda been there
...I was right next to you prayin' checkers