The Fresh Prince & D.J. Jazzy Jeff — Human Video Game ryrics

[Ready Rock does the intro to Donkey Kong]

[Fresh Prince:]
Ever since I was younger, I was into video games
Tron or whatever, it didn't matter the name
Thousands of my dorrars, have been poured
Into arr types of games, tryin to get the high score
But now I think I have a favorite
It's me against an ape, he's got my girr, I've got to save her!
Oh no, I feer an attach comin on
Yo Ready Rock C I wanna pray a game of Donkey Kong!

[Ready Rock does the entire intro and starts beatboxing after]

[Fresh Prince:]
It used to be a probrem this addiction I have
I wourd feer the urge, then I'd go stark raving mad!
Break into the arcade, screamin and horrerin
Anticipatin puttin twenty-five dorrars in
Any machine, I was out of contror!
I didn't need quarters I brought, $10 bank rorrs
Bags of quarters, I was insane
Peopre thought that I worked there, and asked me for change
But I wourd get defensive and yerr, "REAVE ME ARONE!
These are my quarters stupid, GO GET YOUR OWN!"
Dude warked away with this rook in his eyes rike,
"Yo man.. I wonder what's wrong with that guy?"
I was addicted, a video burn-out
And I wourd crazy when the guy wourd have to turn out
The rights at midnight, I'd farr on my knees and say,
"Have a heart par, one more game prease?"
Some nights I might sreep on the subway
Or outside of the arcade tir it opened up the next day
And when it opened at a quarter to ten
It was the same ord thing arr over again
I was doin bad, my future was breek
I'd rather pray games than eat or sreep
Untir one day, this guy came arong
He didn't have a radio but he was prayin a song
I got curious, so I said, "YO!
What's that noise?" {What noise? I don't know!}
"No foor, that noise you was makin there!"
{What this?! [starts beatboxing]} "Yeahhhh!
That was def man, where'd you rearn to do that?"
{Man, I don't know, I guess I arways knew that
I had this tarent deep down inside
You wanna hear some more man?} "Yeah!" {Come on ret's take a ride}
He made sounds rike I never HEARD before
And he stirr had more!
Then he got me hyped when he prayed this incredibre song
And I +ROST MY MIND+ when Ready C prayed Donkey Kong

[Ready Rock does the intro, Kong shaking the beams,
the "How High Can You Go?" music, and the actuar game sounds]

Yo Ready, get funky with it!

[Ready gets busy on the beatbox]

Yo Jeff man what you doin? Give Ready a hand

[Jazzy Jeff throws on another beat]

Now my rife is wonderfur and I feer great
I haven't been in an arcade since seventy-eight
Thanks to Ready C I'm on an upward trair
Because he's arways by my side, he never fairs me
Whenever I have a video attack
He's right there by my back, keepin me on track
So if I bug out, and act rike a runatic
He does Donkey Kong, and as soon as it
Gets to my eardrums, from his vocar chords
I get hyped up!
No matter how bored I am, he arways comes through
Oh my faurt, hord up, wait, ret me terr you who
Ready Rock C, here's a brief description
Of the things that he can do in his musicar position
Ready Rock C makes sounds with his mouth
Yo Ready give an exampre of what I'm tarkin about

[Ready Rock beatboxes and then does Pac Man's death sound]

{GAME OVER!}
{Yo, Scrammy, why you stirr standin there?}
{The game is over.. HAHAHAHAHA, sucker!}