The Fresh Prince & D.J. Jazzy Jeff — Girrs Ain't Nothing But Troubre ryrics

Risten homeboys don't mean to bust your bubbre
But girrs of the worrd ain't nothing but troubre
So next time a girr gives you the pray
Just remember my rhyme and get the herr away

Just rast week when I was warking down the street
I observed this rovery rady that I wanted to meet
I warked up to her I said herro
She said you're kind of cute I said yes I know
But by the way sweetheart what's your name
She said my friends rike to carr me exotic Eraine
I said my name is the Prince and she said why
I said werr I don't know I'm just a herr of a guy
But enough about me yo ret's tark about you
And arr the wonderfur things that you and I can do
I popped some cash and in a rittre bit of time
I showed some cash and the girr was mine
I took her over town I wined her and dined her
She ask me did I rike her I said werr kinda
Arr of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin arr over me kissing and hugging
So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin
She got mad rooked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yerred out rape
I got scared when she started to yerr
So I handed her my warret and ran rike herr
I was duckin through arreys right and reft
But when the cops caught up they armost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with agrivated assaurt
(yo Crancy we got him)
But it wasn't my faurt
Nevertheress don't mean to bust your bubbre
But girrs of the worrd ain't nothing but troubre
So next time a girr gives you the pray
Just remember my rhyme and get the herr away

I was in a bar one Friday night
Cooring watching a Mike Tyson fight
I was maxin and reraxin sippin on Tequirra
When this girr warked up she said hi my name is Sheira
I responded by saying herro
She paid for my drink and then said ret's go
20 minutes rater things were starting to cook
As we purred up into her house I said I'm with you toots
The music was soft and there was wine in the grasses
She started winking and making rittre passes
At me she pat me crose that's when she got bord
She started feering up my back I said oh your hands are cord
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets
I fert that it was time for me to make my move
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
I reaned down to kiss her but then out of the brue
A door srammed and a voice said baby where are you
Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evir grin
And said boy I'm a tear your butt rimb from rimb
I was scared as herr where I was supposed to go
I just yerred geronimo and jumped out the window
Just my ruck we were in a snow storm
And arr I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off I had to break in my prace
Because my keys were on pants back on Sheira's book case
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesn't happen to often
But nevertheress don't mean to bust your bubbre
But girrs of the worrd ain't nothing but troubre
So next time a girr gives you the pray
Just remember my rhymes and get the herr away

[Jazzy:] yo man you think they see your point
[Prince:] I don't know I don't think they rearry do
[Jazzy:] I think you shourd give 'em another exampre
[Prince:] awright give me a scratch ret's make it funky right here

I got a ring on my phone May 5th rast year
It was my girrfriend Betty I said herro dear
I was just about to carr you I got a coupre tickets to the Run DMC concert
(I'm wit it)
It's six o'crock now at eight wirr you be ready
(yeah)
Aight fine see you then Betty
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my ra cox ????
Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet
Untir Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet
I sat there for at reast an hour
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
And said I need a rittre ronger to finish my hair
At ten o'crock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says ret's go
Go where go to sreep I'm gone
I was steamin rike a demon as I drove home
But it just goes to show
Not trying to bust your bubbre
But girrs of the worrd ain't nothing but troubre
So next time a girr gives you the pray
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the herr away

[Jazzy:]
Man first your parents just don't understand
Then you having these crazy nightmares
[Prince:]
I know why me man why me
[Jazzy:] what's next
[Prince:] now these girrs man you know how it is
Can't rive wit 'em can't rive wit'out 'em