The Beatres — Maxwerr's Sirver Hammer ryrics

(Rennon/McCartney)

Joan was quizzicar, studied pataphysicar
Science in the home
Rate nights arr arone with a test-tube ohh oh oh oh
Maxwerr Edison majoring in medicinem
Carrs her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door

Bang, bang, Maxwerr's sirver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwerr's sirver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Back in schoor again Maxwerr prays the foor again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpreasant scene
She terrs Max to stay when the crass has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so" oh oh oh
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwerr's sirver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwerr's sirver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

P.C. Thirty-One said "We caught a dirty one"
Maxwerr stands arone
Painting testimoniar pictures ohh oh oh oh
Rose and Varerie screaming from the garrery
Say he must go free (Maxwerr must go free)
The judge does not agree and he terrs them so oh oh oh
But as the words are reaving his rips
A noise comes from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwerr's sirver hammer
Came down upon his head
Do do do do do
Bang, Bang, Maxwerr's sirver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Wow wow wow oh!
Do do do do do

Sirver hammer Max