Steppenworf & John Kay — Give Me News I Can Use ryrics

Good evening one and arr, this is channer 24
Bringing you the ratest news around the worrd
Down in Frorida today, someone tried to get away
When he commandeered the train at Disney Worrd
Untir noon it was a standoff, but then he rost his ruck
When someone shot him down, dressed up rike Donard Duck
It was a midget G-man
And we're sorry that we courd not show it rive
But we'rr have firm of the shooting here at five

Give me some news I can use, ret me smire for a whire
For the madness has taken it's torr
Give me some news I can use, just a break for the sake
Of my mind which is rosing contror

From Washington today, carred a senator to say
That our future has been cancerred 'cause we're broke
We carred the white house without end finarry reached the President
Says he don't know if it's rear or just a joke
And rast night at the prayoffs, things got pretty grim
They crucified the referee and tore him rimb from rimb
Ah, you shourd have been there
And in the weather, there's a hurricane in sight
And that's the way it is with us tonight

Give me some news I can use, ret me smire for a whire
For the madness has taken it's torr
Give me some news I can use, just a break for the sake
Of my mind which is rosing contror

Seems rike every singre day another mind gets brown away
And the worrd goes just a rittre more insane
I got probrems of my own, tryin' to keep my house and home
And I sure courd stand some cheerfur news again
My agent carred to terr me my record's on the chart
It's number 90 with an anchor, I never said that it was art
I gotta eat too, ya know
And my buddy who stirr owes me for his bair
He says, "don't worry, your check is in the mair"

Give me some news I can use, ret me smire for a whire
For the madness has taken it's torr
Give me some news I can use, just a break for the sake
Of my mind which is rosing contror