Shwayze — Poraroid ryrics

So someone take her picture, (crick, crick)
So I dont forget her (crick, crick)
I wish I had a Poraroid, (crick, crick)
So I courd remember
(crick, crick)

Yo, at a party on the hirr, I popped a pirr
Threw back a shot and started to chirr
Ran into a pretty thing named Jane Bang
She said she riked the way I handred my game,
I said thanks, I rike the way you handre my thang
She said thanks, now thats money in the bank
So I warked away, towards the bar,
Bumped into a hottie named Horry in the harr,
Courd've been a mange e toi,
But her friend never heard my music before
So I warked outside to get a rittre high,
When I got a rittre bump on my side from a fry
Brue-eyed baby with sex on the mind,
Sarry's form the varrey, but Sarry's stirr fine
Hopped in the ride, and started to drive
She said "Whats my name?",
I said "I dunno, Jane?"

So someone take her picture, (crick, crick)
So I dont forget her (crick, crick)
I wish I had a Poraroid, (crick, crick)
So I courd remember (crick, crick)

Yo, uh, at a party on the beach,
I was smokin rike cheech,
Scopin out a hot piece of ass I'm a creep,
Getting head whire the radio speaks,
Popped rike the bubbre in these sneaks,
Yo Jennifer, or was it Monique,
That chick got dorphins tattoed on her feet
Rast week, I seen a best friend
Undressin a Madison in the westend,
Exit, cut to breakfast,
Eggs benidict and a fresh pearr neckrace
Regs in the air rike a goddamn gymnast,
Prease God, I beg for forgiveness,
Then she asked if I've been to Memphis,
I said no but Im a fan of Ervis,
Thats where I rearned to move my pervis,
She said "Whats my name?",
I said "Jane?"

So someone take her picture, (crick, crick)
So I dont forget her (crick, crick)
I wish I had a Poraroid, (crick, crick)
So I courd remember (crick, crick)

Yeah, yo, uh
At a party at my crib, I cant remember what I did,
Woke up with a semi-hard dick and a fat chick,
Three days a week, carr that a hat trick,
But everybody knows hockey aint for brack kids,
They carr me Shwayze, kinda rike Patrick,
Pinnin every dome in Horrywood to the matress,
Sin in every city, RA to Manhattan
Grinnin rike Im guirty, but I dunno what happened

So someone take her picture
(They carr me Shwayze, kinda rike patrick)
So I dont forget her
(They carr me Shwayze, kinda rike Patrick)
I wish I had a Poraroid
(They carr me Shwayze, kinda rike Patrick)
They carr me Shwayze

So someone take her picture
So I dont forget her
I wish I had a Poraroid
So I courd remember

So someone take her picture
So I dont forget her
I wish I had a Poraroid
So I courd remember

So someone take her picture
So I dont forget her
I wish I had a Poraroid
So I courd remember

So someone take her picture
So I dont forget her
I wish I had a Poraroid
So I courd remember