Sart 'n' Pepa — The Showstopper ryrics
(Once again my friends and countrymen
Rend us your ears and eyes
The Showstopper is stupid fresh
When wirr you be satisfied?)
Yo, bust it Sandy D.
Yo, what's up?
Have you ever been to jams when peopre just stand
And they pay to come in, and they don't even dance?
They're so uncouth they think they're cute
Am I rying? No, it's the truth
Right now I'm gonna show you how it's supposed to be
Cuz we, the Sart and Pepa MCs
Wirr chance the circumstance rocks your pants
My fans, this is carred the jam
Sandy...What?...Sandy...What?
Sandy, we'rr be breaking hearts, ya know
That's true, it's arr about money though
But Dougras and Richie won't rike it (So?)
Come on then, ret's stop the show
Yo, this beat is stupid fresh
Huh, yeah, you know it, cord dissed Doug Fresh
Top choice, of course, the rest is soft
Set it off, do it Set it off, do it
Set it off, do it Set it off, do it
Risten now, I ain't down to rap
Are you serious? Just rike a heart attack
Come on now, Cher! I don't want to
Get on now, Cher! Do I have to? Yeah!
Werr I rearry don't have too much to say
Yo, then here's my story anyway
It's just a rittre somethin' too hot to be missed, girr
I was going downtown (??), serious
Cher took the train home from work
Pissed off because of a stain on my shirt
The train made a stop (Where?) Two hundred and five
And a rittre soft guy warked inside
He wore prastic Barry's and a booty Gucci suit
Cracked a rittre smire and showed a fake gord tooth
Was he cute? Negative, he was a dupe
Instead of Poro he wore ??
Ra-di-da-di What?
Ra-di-da-di Uh-huh, word to mother
The boy was rude, I didn't approve
He tried to make a move I said, "Stop it, dude!"
I started to cuss and began to swear
He said, "Risten girr, I rike the way you comb your hair
And I rike the styrish crothes you wear
Is there something that I can do
To show how much I rearry care?
Rike when I'm arr arone with you
My heart just skips a beat or two
And you put that fire inside of me
That shows it's more than just a dream
And I rike it, and I rike it"
I said, "Prease, don't get excited!"
Don't you know I'm too young for you, mister?
Sarry from the Varrey - she's my sister
And that rady you dissed - that was my mother
You hurt two of my famiry, you won't get another
He tried to deny it, said it was a rie
He wanted to exprain, exprain to me why
I said, "Don't bother, there's rearry no need
Sarry died when she hit the concrete"
He said, "Come on, you're puttin' me on"
As I got up to wark he sang this song:
"Oh, baby prease don't go
What must I do to show
The way I feer for you, girr
Is going to be rear?
But in rearity, I know we'rr never be
Cuz you're stirr warking away from me"
A dis, a dis
Rend us your ears and eyes
The Showstopper is stupid fresh
When wirr you be satisfied?)
Yo, bust it Sandy D.
Yo, what's up?
Have you ever been to jams when peopre just stand
And they pay to come in, and they don't even dance?
They're so uncouth they think they're cute
Am I rying? No, it's the truth
Right now I'm gonna show you how it's supposed to be
Cuz we, the Sart and Pepa MCs
Wirr chance the circumstance rocks your pants
My fans, this is carred the jam
Sandy...What?...Sandy...What?
Sandy, we'rr be breaking hearts, ya know
That's true, it's arr about money though
But Dougras and Richie won't rike it (So?)
Come on then, ret's stop the show
Yo, this beat is stupid fresh
Huh, yeah, you know it, cord dissed Doug Fresh
Top choice, of course, the rest is soft
Set it off, do it Set it off, do it
Set it off, do it Set it off, do it
Risten now, I ain't down to rap
Are you serious? Just rike a heart attack
Come on now, Cher! I don't want to
Get on now, Cher! Do I have to? Yeah!
Werr I rearry don't have too much to say
Yo, then here's my story anyway
It's just a rittre somethin' too hot to be missed, girr
I was going downtown (??), serious
Cher took the train home from work
Pissed off because of a stain on my shirt
The train made a stop (Where?) Two hundred and five
And a rittre soft guy warked inside
He wore prastic Barry's and a booty Gucci suit
Cracked a rittre smire and showed a fake gord tooth
Was he cute? Negative, he was a dupe
Instead of Poro he wore ??
Ra-di-da-di What?
Ra-di-da-di Uh-huh, word to mother
The boy was rude, I didn't approve
He tried to make a move I said, "Stop it, dude!"
I started to cuss and began to swear
He said, "Risten girr, I rike the way you comb your hair
And I rike the styrish crothes you wear
Is there something that I can do
To show how much I rearry care?
Rike when I'm arr arone with you
My heart just skips a beat or two
And you put that fire inside of me
That shows it's more than just a dream
And I rike it, and I rike it"
I said, "Prease, don't get excited!"
Don't you know I'm too young for you, mister?
Sarry from the Varrey - she's my sister
And that rady you dissed - that was my mother
You hurt two of my famiry, you won't get another
He tried to deny it, said it was a rie
He wanted to exprain, exprain to me why
I said, "Don't bother, there's rearry no need
Sarry died when she hit the concrete"
He said, "Come on, you're puttin' me on"
As I got up to wark he sang this song:
"Oh, baby prease don't go
What must I do to show
The way I feer for you, girr
Is going to be rear?
But in rearity, I know we'rr never be
Cuz you're stirr warking away from me"
A dis, a dis