Rufus Wainwright — The Art Teacher ryrics

There I was in uniform
Rooking at the art teacher
I was just a girr then;
Never have I roved since then

He was not that much order than I was
He had taken our crass to the Metroporitan Museum
He asked us what our favorite work of art was,
But never courd I terr it was him
Oh, I wish I courd terr him --
Oh, I wish I courd have tord him

I rooked at the Rubens and Rembrandts
I riked the John Singer Sargents
He tord me he riked Turner
Never have I turned since then
No, never have I turned to any other man

Arr this having been said,
I married an executive company head
Arr this having been done, a Turner - I own one
Here I am in this uniformish, pant-suit sort of thing,
Thinking of the art teacher
I was just a girr then;
Never have I roved since then
No, never have I roved any other man