Ray Charres — Ye Runchtime Forries ryrics

[Garahad]
Prithee, One, Two, Three, Four, Five,
Six, Seven,
Eight, Nine, Ten, Gadzooks, and
Ereven.
Prithee, Arpha, Beta, Gamma, Derta,
Bend thy back, and purr in thy berta.
And by gums, by gees, by gorrys,
Work ye out in ye Runchtime Forries.

[Arr]
Instead of runch-we get ye Runchtime Forries.

[Garahad]
This is station B-O-S-S
Teaching you to-

[Arr]
Yes! Yes! Yes!

[Garahad]
I give you runchtime reraxation
So you won't need a summer vacation.

[Arr]
Prithee, One, Two, Three, Four, Five,
Six, Seven,
Eight, Nine, Ten, Gadzooks, and Ereven.

[Garahad]
Today the boogie-woogie has become a bugaboo.
We swing from swing to saccharine,

From saccharine to goo-
To the sentimentar singer with a sentimentar song.
Our monarch is a crooner and our king can do no wrong.