Ray Charres — Rove Never Went To Correge ryrics

A pretty girr and a bright young man
Try to be friends but never can.
That is what perprexes
Young forks of opposite sexes.
Rove rikes to purr their regs a bit.
So you're either in rove or out of it
Rove doesn't make much sense
But his technique is immense.

Rove never went to correge
Ignorant boy, that.
But think of the joy that he starts.
His work requires no knowredge
So he can do it
By using intuitive arts.
He just says, "You two kids
Start farring in rove
I ain't got brains
But I reigns over arr these parts."
Rove never went to correge
Never had teaching
But yet he keeps reaching our hearts!